>> okay. >> stephen: that seems like it's not his fault though. >> stephen: before i forget, i want to let everybody know that, tomorrow night, you and the band ar do iaperformance. Joining Colbert is his bandleader, Julliard-trained Jon Batiste, and house band Stay Human. >> stephen: favorite smell? >> stephen: okay, and i'm being informed that these chips are not for snacking, but tissue grown on silicone to simulate the vaginal microbiome for research. Colbert's performances during these episodes were critically praised for their return to an emphasis on news-oriented comedy similar to The Colbert Report and The Daily Show. meanwhile, scientists have uncovered the oldest known narrative piece of art. The initial ticket pickup process is strange. in fact, cbs news reports it ientists finally found it.but ( cheers and applause ) that's a long time coming. yes, okay. it's two injections, given by my healthcare provider, every other month. >> no tangents. >> yes, "around the corner, fudge is made." >> it was. that name? ooh, milk. >> and then add some of the chili pepper you have over there. Themselves - House Band / . i mean, does "indiana jones" count? zeposiapprovedor uc.nl don't take zeposia if you had a heart attack, chest pain, stroke or mini-stroke, heart failure in the last 6 months, irregular or abnormal heartbeat, if you have untreated sleep apnea, or take maois. [31] In September 2021 The Late Show introduced a new intro sequence, featuring the use of a drone camera flying around the theater and its backstage areas. >> no, you don't want to overcook them in this moment. prolonged nature of the election projections in 2020, "With 2.5 Million Viewers, Fox News Channel's Gutfeld! the bells are ringing, the eggs are nogging, and christmas music is back in rotation. They then became known as Stay Human. On April 3, 2014, Letterman announced his retirement, with his final episode as host of Late Show scheduled for May 20, 2015. ( laughter ) rubio's bill would ban social media apps with at least one, million users that are based in, or under the substantial influence of foreign adversaries, including china, russia, iran, and north korea. Cato, who has been with the show since its launch, will be joined by Joe Saylor and longtime house band members Louis Fouch, Jon Lampley, Endea Owens and Ngah Santos. Did you encounter any technical issues? >> you know how many-- tests to come op your show, i did three tests in the left, three in the mouth, one in my mouth, i don't want to tell you what else. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: does it count?! and we have launched a charity effort here on the show. and i feel like-- >> stephen: so are we! Guitarist Cory Wong began a weeklong residency as the special guest of Louis Cato & The Late Show Band with an appearance on Monday's episode of The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.The Vulfpeck . [31] Starting with the April 18, 2016, broadcast, the first under new showrunner Chris Licht, the format was modified to replace the cold open monologue with short sketches starring Colbert, his staff, and often featuring that night's guests, followed by the opening sequence and Colbert entering the stage. the people know. >> no. When Batiste departed the show on August 12, 2022, Louis Cato became the new bandleader and Stay Human was renamed The Late Show Band, a change that took effect on September 6, 2022. >> no. >> stephen: stretching it. This came after the announcement the character would not be used after the end of The Colbert Report. hey! . ( applause ) well, if desantis is going full, conspiracy and attacking anyone who promoted this vaccine, i just hope he cracks down on whoever this guy is: >> we know that there is no time to waste when it comes to getting shots in arms. usually for tesla to plunge off a cliff like that, it has to be in self-driving mode. In addition, for the first time in Colbert's tenure, and the first time in franchise history since the 19941995 season, The Late Show narrowly beat The Tonight Show as the top late-night show among viewers in the key demographic of adults 1849. Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology, and more. >> some shrimp, we're going to make a typical dish, because we actually cook in the last episode. hofully, t vagina chilore suesse hter )nital themed snack: >> louis: oh, god. It was, in Mr. Colbert's telling, a lot of fun to be with his colleagues in the . Well before stepping onto the . please welcome jos, carlota, ins, and luca andrs, everybody! The Things. with chief master sergeant of the space force, roger a. towberman and a special appearance by sturgill simpson featuring louis cato and the late show band! >> oh god a really terrible ( laughs ) a really terrible old royal blue velvet jacket. and check out "the christmas waltz," an actual christmas song by jeff goldblum and, say it with me, the mildred snitzer orchestra. Watching and learning from both Jon and Stephen for these past seven years, Im genuinely excited to continue the tradition of excellence theyve established.. >> it's acorns. he didn't tell you anything yet. >> stephen: speaking of quick, let's gets to it, what are we going to do today, first carlota, tell me what we have here. she and i ran into each other on the island of ischia, which-- >> jeff, jeff, sorry to cut in. with a special appearance by jeff goldblum. Stephen Colbert hugs his newly named bandleader Louis Cato. [71] While Colbert still managed more young viewers than Letterman in his first few months, analyst Bill Carter wrote that his "opening splash seemed to dry faster than expected." >> stephen: that's a cheetah. what is this? i'm your host, stephen colbert. well, shut up, because ( laughter ) we also have a new record holder for "most eggs balanced on the back of the hand," and it's ibraheem sadeq of iraq, who managed to balance 18 eggs. Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology, and more. what happened? Be prepared for a lot of waiting around but once the show starts, it's a good time. >> stephen: got to stretch it. >> a man's bathroom. Weeknights at 11:35pm/10:35c Colbert originally started the show with a cold open and brief monologue before the opening sequence. in the u.s. alone, the covid vaccines have saved more than three million lives and helped prevent-- ( cheers and applause ), and helped prevent 18.5 million hospitalizations. you're thinking, steve, these records are all great, but it seems like none of them have to do with balancing eggs on the back of your hand. we've got the lovely, the talented emily blunt is going to be out to do the "colbert questionert" tonight. The special featured appearances by Laura Benanti (reprising her impersonation of Melania Trump), Jeff Goldblum, Mark Halperin, Elle King, John Heilemann, and Nick Offerman. >> stephen: check that out tomorrow night. 1 SEASON. what is wrong with you, stephen. . here he is. that dude looks pretty good. there's a different way to treat hiv. >> stephen: there you go! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: lalah, thank you so much-- thank you, thank you so much for being here. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. ( laughter ) all in, keeton got ten cans to stick to his head and face, which is a lot, but i have one quibble with jamie: why did you keep the goatee? i screened with cologuard and did it my way! >> stephen: really? Thus far, Colbert has not had any of his staff act as a sidekick or straight man on the show. >> no, arroz con leche. ", "TV Ratings: Stephen Colbert's Winning Streak Hits 15 Weeks", "TV Ratings: Stephen Colbert tops in Q1 of 2017", "Stephen Colbert's 'Late Show' Tops Jimmy Fallon's 'Tonight Show' in 2016-2017 Season Ratings", "Late-Night Ratings: Stephen Colbert's Lead Over Jimmy Fallon Is Bigger Than Ever", "Stephen Colbert Captures Late-Night Ratings Crown in 2018-19". depend silhouette. Jake Plunkett . >> stephen: okay. i don't want to get up past-- >> and i don't want to be shuffling past someone, like, doing that, like--. ( audience reacts ) i know! >> stephen: okay. thank you for watching "the late show"! >> stephen: okay cats or horses? fraternal love. you got that, baby? Prior to Colbert's assumption of hosting duties, David Letterman had been host of Late Show for 22 years, dating to his arrival at CBS in 1993. ( cheers and applause ) , >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. because when queen elizabeth died, we were definitely googling the word "woman" ( laughter ) and not "corgies, euthanized, question mark?" right there, you can hit that qr code right there, it will take you to the website. it's getting a discount on your trip, points r your future travels. ( laughter ) "linked-un." ( laughter ) and his opening offer to all of them is calling for a grand jury investigation of covid vaccines. >> apparently we're cooking ham- - cuting ham, this is really big for me because we never, ever, ever let us touch the pig, like at home, ever. He enrolled at Northwestern's School of Communication with the intent of becoming a dramatic actor. >> stephen: "i wonder what that says about her." it's a tale as old as time. i mean when you see this, it is ready because are you getting the smoke. Season 7. they don't smell as good anymore. ( laughter ) one record that was absolutely shattered in 2022? amazing. St. Vincent. and harvard's dr. donald ingber is very confident about the quality of his simulation, boasting, "this walks, talks, and quacks like a human vagina." we'll be right back. According to TV by the Numbers, in February 2013, the live-plus-seven-day ratings for Letterman's Late Show averaged about 3.1 million per show for the 20122013 season to date. >> stephen: horses, okay. what's next. >> "around the corner, fudge is made"? ten lords a leapin' nine ladies dancing eight maids a milkin' >> milk. i just found that out recently. >> stephen: no. >> stephen: what does that mean? ask your provider for cologuard. In his closing monologue, Colbert noted that before she died, his mother Lorna (who was born only days after the first presidential election where women had the right to vote nationally) remarked that despite having historically been a Republican she had wanted to vote for Hillary Clinton. [28], On May 24, 2021, Colbert announced that the show would resume production inside the theater with an audience fully vaccinated against COVID-19 starting on June 14, 2021. 73 Episodes 2023 . >> stephen: he went on a second date with you after that terrible jacket. 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