I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. Never mind. S&P 500 Company Slogan 14. twitchquotes: Dang it's like you could copy and paste anything in chat and everyone goes wild over it - you guys look ridiculous. Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. Welcome to the textart.sh collection of roast text art! Now, those have possibilities. It sucked. How did they ever afford an organ-thingy? Now sure, I could have won more than 500 at some game in which you don't have to pay to play. Unfortunatly, I once again am devoid of a topic. And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. Math is so picky. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". I rule the Internet! Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. This is too frustrating. I know, I took you completly by suprise. I learned this from my calculator. And I only took the quiz once, too. What does copy-and-paste mean? Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Okay. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. YouTube @Copy Clips ._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa{margin-top:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._3EpRuHW1VpLFcj-lugsvP_{color:inherit}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa svg._31U86fGhtxsxdGmOUf3KOM{color:inherit;fill:inherit;padding-right:8px}._3Z6MIaeww5ZxzFqWHAEUxa ._2mk9m3mkUAeEGtGQLNCVsJ{font-family:Noto Sans,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;font-weight:400;line-height:18px;color:inherit} I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. This is chaos. Well, my squirell now has an arch-enemy. Wow. Social Proof 45 min ago But it's not. Using Ear Plugs To Write Spooky, huh? For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. Anyway, like the "diet supplement" people, the earring manufacturers KNOW that once they pierce you, you'll be hooked for life. (Absolutly nothing about that statement was sarcastic) As you can see, I love my families outings(Not unless you're blindor stupid) &#!#%&&!!! You make Ebola look good. I am here to bring AWARNESS to your moosey soul! You are jetsam who dreams of becoming flotsam. Where is the logic in this? (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. That sounds good, too. We need to act now! Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. It does all my Math for me. I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. Leading Questions "lower the quality"? I'm back again! They are not great neccesarily because of the content, (although that helps some) they are great because of their sheer length. Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. OkayI'm backI think that eventually half of this thing will consist of the word back over and over againthat's just weird. Not even my friends*sniffle* The just ignore this poor, pathetic little page. I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. I'll just have to do the very best that I can. Why bother asking? "Purified" water. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Obviously not. So, we packed everthing up. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. Pastebin . Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. They start out with half that number, and then just fill in words until they have the right amount. Seeya. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. And the plan would have failed and Neo might have died, along with a large portion of the city (the building was set to blow if there was any intruders) SoNeo's choice to attempt to save Trinity triggered the sequence of events that led to her death. He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. i bet you're voting for sanders, communist scum. I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Come on all you non-existing people! The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. Clients who have come through a previous sales call and are in the final call before they commit to purchasing. And more than slightly embarassed. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. 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You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. We'd probably go crazier. Even though my schedule is technically supposed to be completly differnt. E-mail. HOW, I ask you!? When I start playing a game, I am on 0. Wanna know why? Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. I thought I told you to go poison someone else with your mindless irrational thoughts, you foul chunk of shit. That's right! I heard something and turned around, and there he was! It's creepy. Value Based Pricing Calculator I'm leavingnow I'm back! As you read this Historicly Accurate Anecdote, you must realize the parallel between it and the fable The Emperoro's New Clothes. Oooo! How To Write A Postcard 24 min ago Number One: I could have cured cancer. I know. You're only browsing it. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. I think. No. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. AwwwwwI'm touched! After all, no one would really care if I quit updating this site. Or maybe not. It just doesn't make any sense. Now her sister sounds an alarm whenever she sees the evil feather. YouTube @Kopywriting Fire is good. Kennedy?" No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. Especially since I'm bothering to write all this. Writers Block *normal voice* Today I have a very important to discuss with you in this: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCMENT. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. They couldn't stop laughing. Cold Email Calculator We have halloween and christmas pictures on the NeoPics link. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. Stock up now with our Valu-Pak to recieve 3-metric tons of Ketchup, all for the low, low price of your brain, since you're obviously not using it anyway. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! It's the same concept. Spammers look down on you. You bloody woofter sod. And if they're so poor, what possessed them to buy a monkey? They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. I can't go on. My sister. No? In any caseit's awful. How To Write A Hook I'll tell you. Perhaps, one day, far in the future, this will actually be a world record and random people will acutally voluntarily read this text every day. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! *let the panic begin! I SENSE YOUR ENVY OF MY NECK!! Let's see: 12345! It's the sequel to the movie that revolutionized the standard by which we judge special effects. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. Look verbatim up. How to Get Your Posts Seen I want SOME free time. .s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f{color:var(--newCommunityTheme-metaText);padding-top:5px}.s5ap8yh1b4ZfwxvHizW3f._19JhaP1slDQqu2XgT3vVS0{color:#ea0027} As inshe read the ENTIRE Longest Text Ever. What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. Seeya. Why do I have to work year round? Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. Worse than that, you top-post. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. How To Become A Copywriter I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. Easiest Font To Read HA! Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. We want you to know, we don't support you, hell, we barely tolerate you at times. So it doesn't matter. That's talent. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! I asked her what the golden rule of christianity was. I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). In anycase, this was particularly funny because Tonileigh is one of my "normaler" friends. *pauses* Oh. Trans-stupid stupid. Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. i felt sorry for my dad. I should be asleep. I'm an atheist but I still pray, not for you, but fore the rest of us. Hey, it's the 3 r's! When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. And just to be clear, in Project A, shooting matters. OrI could just continue to write about finding a topic. Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. I admit it. Because that would be impossible. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. Okay, quote is done. Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge. If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. And really angry, and confused. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. It will translate any thing, to anything else. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Needless to say, we ignored her. Because they put subliminal messages in them, of course! *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. You see, my school has "block" scheduling. Or CRAP, for short. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? CAT CHOW!!! I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. Or his mom did. You are the source of all unpleasantness. Soair pressure can be a good thing. It's okay. Won't that be fun? I know, unlikely, huh? That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? I want an elective. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. I'm back. Before you know it you'll realize that you need Christmas earrings, Halloween earrings, Valentine's Day earrings, St. Patrick's Day earrings, for crying out loud! OH, SO SPLENDID!! Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. And don't even get me started on earrings. Bye! May your day be shiney! If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. It was fairly fun. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. It's not fair, ya know? . You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. In all those 911 shows, people wake up and their house is engulfed in flames. THen we go to library. I thought of a topic on the way home, but forgot it. ._3oeM4kc-2-4z-A0RTQLg0I{display:-ms-flexbox;display:flex;-ms-flex-pack:justify;justify-content:space-between} First of all, you'd have to have an extrodinary amount of free time. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? I bet you couldn't tell. That meant only one corse of action for them. I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. Don't Ignore Sites? I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. In other news, I participated in the Second Battle of the Asparagus Wars and chronicled them here. Each Friday, I wait (all tingly with anticipation) for the weekend so that I can stay up 'till the wee hours of the morning and sleep past noon. That is justpathetic. *g8ggles* bye. Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). Ketchup: The only food that you'll want to eat after traveling to the 5th Dimension. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. I think. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! I reap what I sew, and see you copying my mojo you dirty hoe. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. That's why. Email (Friday January 13th, 2023), Click On Link to Sales Page (this is the 1st email in a course launch sequence), Copywriting Concepts's Copywriting Concepts, Tech House Producers (sub genre of house music). Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. America? *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! As we say in Texas, you couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. Follow Up Email Templates I'm a Bot bleep ._3K2ydhts9_ES4s9UpcXqBi{display:block;padding:0 16px;width:100%} The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. Parents would increase the purchase of entertainment items. But, if you expect something and get something you feel nothing. Also, I guess I still am trying to get the world record. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. ALWAYS. I'm pledging to be by your side as long as I live because you are the only person that made me realize the difference between living and existing. I can't think of anything!? But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? Does it even matter? Ooooothats a great idea! Here goes. If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! Just wait a sec while I stop the music. I barf at the very thought of you. Or have I been doing that too much lately? WHAT!? After much deliberation, she decided that she wouldn't eat. Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? But I can't think of anything to write about. I'm a genius. In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! The whole thing. What Is Copywriting? According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! Content Writing Vs Copywriting After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. As in, I was half-asleep, hoping that we'd arrive while I slept. Why, you ask? It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. It's a word. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. Untill such time that I have more. Your life is a monument to stupidity. Anyway, that's my rant on the new generation that contains my little sister. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. It MUST be true! Typical. I thought it was. AND I DONT BLAME YOU!! So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. Home Office For Video Calls Bugger off, pillock. Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Which is bad. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. Wal-mart TV is evil. We could call ourselves TACO! What Is Scaling? WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! You worthless bag of filth. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. In conclusion, Ladies and Gentlemenif you implement my idea, there will be peace and prosperity for all. Subliminal messages are an advertising technique that puts hidden pictures and words into a main image. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! I'll just go on and on about how crazy you COULD be. I'm so happy! Waitaren't I already doing that? The copy roast is an absolute no-brainer price, and now I feel so confident in my sales copy. Seeya! You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. And I asked myself "How could I have better spent my time?" You know you want to! The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. But given who you are, I wager you'd somehow fail to do that properly. In any caseI should probably find a topic. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. My answer is simple. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. Seeya. It's like this. I suppose that is the bane of all authors. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. If I told you, I'd have to kill you and all that stuff. Definitly. That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. Some of my pages have stuff written in to make search engines recognize me, but it doesn't seem to be working. I'm so blessed by God to have such a wonderful child. GRAVITY IS EVIL! Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Here, topic, topic, topic! I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. Wow.I really must be bored. Meeting Request Templates Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! It's a time honored tradition. paste . I made a virtual pet for it. This has been a public service announcment. You dankish clack-dish plonker. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. I realize that this longest text ever must be very boring and not worth anyone's time. In other wordsthey hurt. 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