27 brilliantly funny quotes from This Country Why didn't ya tell me? In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". I'm not having that. Quotes. Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Lead Shaman: But it is a dangerous mission. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Folksinger: I twined her in my twisted beard we walked among the standing stones the light was fading on our match so we stopped for lemon barley drinks Jurgen Haabemaster: [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. Remember the pencil! Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! I created that thumb, and now it's killing me! But don't worry alright? Web. Howard: Yeah or else? Dixon Bainbridge: I understand it took Howard Moon one month to grow that moustache. I'll make you a cup of tea. Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. Daltrey doesn't hoover for no one. I am too old. By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". [he hands them each a glass of yellow liquid]. I was having problems coping with the stardom. Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Colin: Some say he's a ghost. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. I am a summer soup. I didn't see Roger Daltrey in no flipping apron. Kirk is actually played by Dee Plume's nephew. You think it's going to be alright? 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners Howard Moon: That's not a novel. Some viewers may find this . Legendary fish. "The Mighty Boosh Quotes." Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. Spider Dijon: Rudy, you ought to get that door in your head checked out. I've just finished a re-watch of The Mighty Boosh (fingers crossed there will eventually be a fourth series). Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? It burns! We've got to get out of town. Bob Fossil: Technically, you're not a Peeping Tom if it's one of your relatives. I come fully equipped with a papoose. This first season of The Mighty Boosh TV show gives us a good introduction to the Boosh and their surreal world. Howard Moon: Yeah, what is it? Vince: Kings of Leon CD., The tie is a multi-purpose accessory, yknow. Like um, like a garage. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! Vince: The things you say? NO! Play like you've never played before! Destination: Alaska. Howard Moon remains where he is. Dixon Bainbridge: Well just do what we did the last time. They were off in a shot. In order to impress the girls, Vince borrows Naboo's spellbook, and summons a demon who looks like a little old lady. Learn how your comment data is processed. Howard Moon: Stardom? The main moon. The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. Course he will. Find your thing. Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. Spider Dijon: You expect me to believe this? Derry Girls: 35 of the funniest quotes and one-liners Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Do it again, and I'll come at you like a buzzard. Cookie Notice 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes The final part of the show is a rock concert where the Boosh cast do a crimping medley, Nanageddon and Charlie. Pain. 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before And then the half moon he's all right. Spider Dijon: If you want to say something, speak the plain English. Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. Howard: Something Tommy taught me. What do you want to lay down? For more information, please see our 2021 Associated Newspapers Limited. Working out to hot be-bop. Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. There were loads of them on the front. The Hitcher: Shut yer noise! Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. Loose change, in case you've got any fines! Saboo: Kirk? M Molly Morrow The Mighty Boosh quotes & stuff Sitcom How are you? I love that lady. I'm talking about books that are gonna get published. Howard Moon: Keep back. Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Tony Harrison: I've got it Saboo! Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. 50 of the funniest Father Ted quotes Tony Harrison: Can we stop? However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Vince Noir: [pauses. Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. The Mighty Boosh (TV Series) Nanageddon (2005) Full Cast & Crew See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro Directed by Paul King Writing Credits Cast (in credits order) complete, awaiting verification Produced by Music by Julian Barratt Cinematography by John Sorapure . Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. We're Jim and Jackie Piper! What is Yorkshire? Rudi: I'm getting around to that in my own good mystical time. Soup, soup a spicey. The sweet irony!". You blind? The Moon: When you are the moon, there is a person people say is the sun. That wasn't me! The Mighty Boosh (2004-) is a surreal cult comedy which started as a stage show and then as a radio programme. Dennis: [after seeing Vince and Howard kiss] I need to go home and rethink a few basic principles. Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. The Mighty Boosh/Nanageddon. Howard Moon: We're in trouble. Well, two. [Hands Vince a play by Chekov. Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. 45 points 1 comments. Howard Moon: You blew half the budget on your hair, remember? It burns. Saboo: Look, save it, you pinky wafer. Chilli chowder. Tony Harrison: How dare you. As teenager we would drive about town together. The moon. It burns. Vince Noir: [laughing] As if that's a moustache. I know Wing-Chung., Howard: Im going to Jazzercise. Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! It said in there that it takes about ninety mink to make a small ladies' glove. Contains some strong language. August 2005 ausgestrahlt. It hurts! I've got so much to give! Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. Fossil: [Rubs nipple] What do you know about Tommy, Tommy's dead. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! We're the Piper Twins! The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. The writing and overall style of the show has now completely evolved into something coherent and interesting. Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! Tony Harrison: Ohhhh! Dennis: Well, I'm more than happy to let someone else drive. Women respect that. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. We are alone now. Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. Howard Moon, Vince Noir: Miso! The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. Howard Moon: It isn't, okay? Dance around a bit, bob and weave O.K? You fear jazz! "Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true niverse". Various: [Repeated line, while being killed hideously] A little to the left! Kodiak Jack: Ohh, the talky stick! Howard: [Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Vince: At least. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! Look! They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. Vince: Wait 'till you hear your introduction, come on [reassuring Howard]. THE MIGHTY BOOSH - Boat Times 2005 Hoodie by DiceHateKris $47 Nanageddon Hoodie by KateBlubird $47 The Mighty Boosh - Phases Of The Moon Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh - Monkey Skulls Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 THE MIGHTY BOOSH Hoodie by ptelling $47 In "Nanageddon", Vince Noir (sorry, Obsidian Blackbird McNight) has gone goth, and Howard follows him once he hears that Vince is having two sexy goth girls over. We hold major institutions accountable and expose wrongdoing. It was Chiko. He always say "Please, Bollo. it? Vince Noir: [smiling] Had some good times, though, didn't we? In his words, he 'slots in the back like a peanut'. Naboo: Three hours. Required fields are marked *. [Pipe organ plays Thomas the Tank Engine theme.]. Can't get it in shops. Boosh! [sighs in resignation]. I saw the sun once, and he came past me, really fast. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley Get involved. NO? Bob Fossil: You know, the black-eyed Chinese people that eat sticks. Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later? Rudy Van Disarzio: It doesn't look like anything. It can drive a man insane. Sorry Howard. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Crouton! Vince Noir: [referring to Nanatoo] I was getting quite a good vibe off her, actually. Rudy: I'm getting round to that in my own good mystical time. I know Wing-Chung. Marching towards me every day. You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? Jab up this joker! Funk. =) I do not own any of this content but using 'Fair Use' am merely. August 9, 2005. It burns! "The Boosh!" And then, apropos of nothing but your sheer companionable joy, you both broke into an off-the-cuff rendition of Calm a Llama Down. Howard: [ Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Vince: I am getting it but am I really getting it? Vince Noir: You're in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare! Howard: [Singing] where are you now Tommy. Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were. Piper Twins: Oh yea! Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! It's true. Order up some violent quiche. That's the agreement. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. I took a note, sawtooth wave, right off this pantomime four, ran it back here, re-jammed it through itself, looped it back, mixed it with the sound of this crab committing suicide, and let it stew in its own reverb for about three hours, right? Arms in short, then with the claw! A tasty Soup! You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin! Mmm. Howard Moon: Took pity on you did he? Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. Vince Noir: [digging in a small paper bag] Do you want something to eat? Howard: You photocopy them and you leave them lying around supermarkets, inside Weetabix boxes. Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? Kind of tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?" "Goth Juice is the most powerful hairspray. Howard Moon: You better not be laughing at me now. He took a piss on me! Vince: Do you remember when that llama got out? Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! One for feathering. Made from the tears of Robert Smith., Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast, Howard Moon : Dont kill me, Ive got so much to give., Tommy Nooka: Stop. Stretching on beyond the human imagination. What about the animals? Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. Vince passes it back to the Bear]. He's useless. Miso! How do you Kill-A-Roo? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Vince: I think it's this poncho, I mean it's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. What have you been doing? 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes 25 of the most cantankerous Martin Crane quotes from Frasier . 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. It hurts! You lay around on hammocks all day eating soft cheese. Jazz's deformed cousin. The Mighty Boosh Music 15 - Searching for the New Sound.mp3 2.61MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 16 - Alone.mp3 1.13MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 17 - Spider Lovin.mp3 1.49MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 18 - The New Sound.mp3 1.99MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 19 - Nanageddon.mp3 2.7MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 20 - I Love the Chosen One.mp3 532.13KB Johnny Two Hats: I'm Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that? An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Oh my Gooooooooooood! Theres a simple truth to me., Have your say on the latest TV and film withScreen Babble, the television discussion group on Facebook, 64 of the funniest Seinfeld quotes to sum up everyday life Nannageddon * tab Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum 0:24 Pro Terminal Margaret - I Did A Shit On Your Mum power Turn My Back On You 0:13 9 Pro Turn My Back On You 9 tab Turn My Back On. Saboo: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers. Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. Naboo: I might transform myself into a mighty hawk. No way. Vince Noir: It was a mink pamphlet. This video is currently unavailable. [Howard and Vince have a meeting with a record executive]. It's so cutting edge it goes out of date every three hours. Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. He also comes with a wheel, that clicks into his chin "like a skate". Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh! Vince: Yeah. Rudy Van Disarzio: Well, maybe one day, Daltrey will do the hoovering. C'mon. Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . Johnny Segment? Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a key party with a herd of rhino? There's a simple truth to me. There's a simple truth to you. by Fleamoza June 17, 2006 Get the mighty boosh mug. You're a punk, stay punk. Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. Miso! Both: Captain Cabinets, Trapped in cabinets. Suck on that sub section. Vince Noir: Howard? I'm a ragamuffin from the streets. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe. He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. 49 of Monty Pythons funniest jokes Panoramica: The song "Nanageddon" from Episode "Nanageddon" Titolo: The Mighty Boosh - Stagione 0 Episodio 28 : Episodio 28; Data aerea: Guest stars: Reti televisive: Vince: Your head's a bit like a man's thigh. 25 of Peter Kays most ingenious jokes and one-liners Naboo: mixed with the urine of Mark Knopfler. Vince: They never found his body? And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. I saw the mighty boosh last night and I laughed so hard I melted. Howard: New school? You and your wife must go without me. Turn around. It was graffiti artists! Vince Noir: All right! Last edit on Feb 13, 2014 . This is something people like, this is something I can do; it's not just me! Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Do I look like a reasonable man to you? Vince Noir: I'm going to stick with Jagger. Tommy Nooka: [singing] Cheese is a kind of meat/ A tasty yellow beef./ I milk it from my teat./ But I try to be discrete./ Oh cheese!/ O cheese! 3. It's the first rule of zookeeping. Howard Moon: Don't kill me, I've got so much to give! I'm the moon. Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? 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